Republican Senator Ted Cruz is selling disgusting Spring Break tank tops featuring a comic-styled version of himself with a mullet hairstyle. The caption reads “McConnell in the front, MAGA in the back,” an attempt to tell Republicans that he is both a classical conservative as well as hard right Trump cultist. This is the most pathetic attempt at pandering that we have seen in a long time, as Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins explains.

Farron Cousins is the executive editor of The Trial Lawyer magazine and a contributing writer at He is the co-host / guest host for Ring of Fire Radio. His writings have appeared on Alternet, Truthout, and The Huffington Post. Farron received his bachelor's degree in Political Science from the University of West Florida in 2005 and became a member of American MENSA in 2009. Follow him on Twitter @farronbalanced