Last night while the rest of the reasonable world was sleeping, die-hard Trumpkins nationwide were holding watch parties and yawning well past their bedtime to catch the much-awaited and promised Wikileak to end all Wikileaks.

Yes, Alt-right’s most recent hero Julian Assange had told Trump-lovers that at 3’o’clock in the morning, he would be releasing his biggest bombshell yet – the info-dump to end Clinton’s entire political career. It was hard to ignore such a grand promise, especially considering all of the legitimate leaks WikiLeaks has been a part of in recent years.

Except that it was all one big troll.

Democratic insiders won’t be too happy to learn that Assange had committed such a political crime against the right-wingers, as it interferes with their ongoing narrative that Russia is behind all of these leaks (because Putin hearts Trump, of course), but it’s true!

Rather than reveal some scathing information about Clinton – maybe confirming all those people she apparently killed – Assange begged viewers to buy his latest book.

Among the many who were “Wiki-Rolled” was infamous alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones who stayed up until the wee hours of the morning, live-streaming the event for his InfoWars show.

At the event’s conclusion, Jones made clear his disapproval for Assange in true batsh*t style, saying “thank for nothing,” before launching into Ludacris’ 2001 hit “Move Bitch Get Out Da Way.”

Seriously.

Jones claimed that he was only acting so crazy because it was somewhere around 4 in the morning, but we’ve seen too much of Jones’ dark side to believe that lie.

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Sydney Robinson is a political writer for the Ring of Fire Network. She has also appeared in political news videos for Ring of Fire. Sydney has a degree in English Literature from the University of West Florida, and has an active interest in politics, social justice, and environmental issues. She would love to hear from you on Twitter @SydneyMkay or via email at srobinson@ringoffireradio.com