Nobody asked for it and nobody is happy about it, but failed presidential candidate Herman “Shucky Ducky” Cain has taken his place in the spotlight once again to comment on the rampant racist comments Donald Trump has made.

In his opening remarks, Cain brought up his infamous bird-related comment in a nauseating new iteration:

“This sounds like a shucky-ducky kind of crowd on a shucky-ducky kind of day, here to support an awww-shucky ducky kind of candidate.”

And no, that’s not a joke; the man actually just said that.

Like the good conservative bobble-head he is, Mr. Cain also defended Trump and said that he was certainly not a racist. Addressing recent comments made by Mitt Romney who has been the most outspoken against Trump in the entire Republican party, Cain attempted to silence the one-time presidential candidate.

“Mitt, you know nothing about racism. Allow me to ‘splain it to ya.”

Ah Cain, go back to the Dave & Busters game room you’ve been hanging out in for the past four years and leave us with the fond memory of your creepy campaign advertisement smile-turned timeless meme.

Sydney Robinson is a political writer for the Ring of Fire Network. She has also appeared in political news videos for Ring of Fire. Sydney has a degree in English Literature from the University of West Florida, and has an active interest in politics, social justice, and environmental issues. She would love to hear from you on Twitter @SydneyMkay or via email at