In this Majority Report clip, Steve Doocy locks in his position as Dumbest Person on Fox for that hour while Stuart Varney locks in his position as Most Disgustingly Evil Person on Fox for that hour, as well. Both Doocy and Varney may have held their positions for the day, but the day is not yet over, so they’ll have to wait to see what happens. Unfortunately, it’s unlikely that either title could hold for more than 24 hours for either of today’s winners.

Sam Seder is an American comedian, writer, actor, film director, television producer-director, and progressive talk radio host. His works include the film Who's the Caboose? (1997) starring Sarah Silverman and Seder, as well as the television shows Beat Cops (2001) and Pilot Season (2004). He also appeared in Next Stop Wonderland (1998). Seder also made guest appearances on Spin City (1997), Sex and the City (2000) and America Undercover (2005).