Donald Trump’s newest fantastical rumor that he’s spreading around comes straight from our national paper of record, the “National Enquirer.” It’s reassuring to know that this is where our potential future POTUS will be getting his daily information. To be fair, it is incredibly on-brand, and it’s entirely possible that the “National Enquirer” spreads more truth than Trump does.

Sam Seder is an American comedian, writer, actor, film director, television producer-director, and progressive talk radio host. His works include the film Who's the Caboose? (1997) starring Sarah Silverman and Seder, as well as the television shows Beat Cops (2001) and Pilot Season (2004). He also appeared in Next Stop Wonderland (1998). Seder also made guest appearances on Spin City (1997), Sex and the City (2000) and America Undercover (2005).