Why is Carly Fiorina all up in Ted Cruz’s business at this presser? I don’t know, I don’t really care—they are both grotesque caricatures of detestable politicians defending themselves against accusations likely planted by Donald Trump’s people in the NATIONAL ENQUIRER. This is reality now, people. We brought this on ourselves, and no one is innocent here. We all must stay and crumble under the terror that will surely rain from the heavens any minute now.

Sam Seder is an American comedian, writer, actor, film director, television producer-director, and progressive talk radio host. His works include the film Who's the Caboose? (1997) starring Sarah Silverman and Seder, as well as the television shows Beat Cops (2001) and Pilot Season (2004). He also appeared in Next Stop Wonderland (1998). Seder also made guest appearances on Spin City (1997), Sex and the City (2000) and America Undercover (2005).