Why is Carly Fiorina all up in Ted Cruz’s business at this presser? I don’t know, I don’t really care—they are both grotesque caricatures of detestable politicians defending themselves against accusations likely planted by Donald Trump’s people in the NATIONAL ENQUIRER. This is reality now, people. We brought this on ourselves, and no one is innocent here. We all must stay and crumble under the terror that will surely rain from the heavens any minute now.