Now, now, little racists, don’t you cry. There comes a time for all of us when the Donald Trump we thought we knew turns into someone we don’t know at all. It is shocking, but you’ll get through out.
I know your beloved Trump promised to pay your legal fees. Even after one of your fellow racists sucker-punched a protester, Trump said that his team was “looking into” paying his legal expenses. But as he always does, Trump walked back those statements Tuesday morning, saying instead that he did not want to “condone violence” and that he was never actually planning to pay assaulter’s fees.
So this is a message to you racists out there: If you sucker-punch a protester or make a dissenter leave a Trump rally on a stretcher on the orders of your dear leader, your beloved savior will not come to your rescue. He wants your vote and he will continue to encourage and profit from your violence, but he won’t foot the bill.
Now, stop hitting people you idiots.