Phyllis Schlafly, ancient conservative demon spawn, has announced that she will be attending a Trump rally on Friday afternoon where she will throw her dried husk of bitter hatred behind Donald Trump for president.

That Schlafly is to endorse Trump is no real surprise as the living fossil has a long history of being as hateful of a conservative as there ever was. Highlights of Schlafly’s contributions to America include her Nixon-is-too-Liberal revolt in the 1960’s, her strong opposition to the Equal Rights Amendment, her belief that women should first and foremost be housewives, and her opposition to just about any progressive step forward during her lifetime.

Recent comments from Schlafly regarding Trump’s promise to deport millions of illegal immigrants gave early indication that she was supportive of the hateful candidate, but her support of Trump is the only logical conclusion for such a bitter and regressive woman.

So there you go, Trump. Have another.

Sydney Robinson is a political writer for the Ring of Fire Network. She has also appeared in political news videos for Ring of Fire. Sydney has a degree in English Literature from the University of West Florida, and has an active interest in politics, social justice, and environmental issues. She would love to hear from you on Twitter @SydneyMkay or via email at