Bryan Fischer, religious nutjob and certified hate-speech-spewer, spoke on his radio show Focal Point recently about his genius hypothesis that dinosaurs are really just big old lizards.

Fischer abandoned any semblance of science or correct timelines in his attempt to explain dinosaurs.

Fischer said that

  • Man lived during the time of the dinosaur.
  • Man lived to be 969 years old.
  • Reptiles never stop growing so…
  • Maybe a 1000 year old lizard would be as big as a dinosaur?

You can almost smell the smoke coming off of his overworked brain from that far-fetched idea.


Sydney Robinson is a political writer for the Ring of Fire Network. She has also appeared in political news videos for Ring of Fire. Sydney has a degree in English Literature from the University of West Florida, and has an active interest in politics, social justice, and environmental issues. She would love to hear from you on Twitter @SydneyMkay or via email at