Bryan Fischer, religious nutjob and certified hate-speech-spewer, spoke on his radio show Focal Point recently about his genius hypothesis that dinosaurs are really just big old lizards.

Fischer abandoned any semblance of science or correct timelines in his attempt to explain dinosaurs.

Fischer said that

  • Man lived during the time of the dinosaur.
  • Man lived to be 969 years old.
  • Reptiles never stop growing so…
  • Maybe a 1000 year old lizard would be as big as a dinosaur?

You can almost smell the smoke coming off of his overworked brain from that far-fetched idea.