The great War on Christmas has been won! The left-wing’s long and hard-fought effort to imprison Santa Claus and make all Christian children sad and even more marginalized than they already are is finally over. Happy Holidays to all from Sam Seder and the Majority Report Team. Hope you enjoy this Progressive Parody. Right-wing nuts, if you don’t know what parody means, it means we are making fun of you, and your absurd conspiracy theories and hatred to all.