So just about everyone is pretty excited that slimy pharma boy Martin Shkreli has been arrested on charges of securities fraud by the FBI.
Ever since the story broke Thursday morning, Twitter has been having a complete happiness meltdown, with everyone fighting to put forward their best rich-boy-justice jokes.
Here are some of the highlights:
Martin Shkreli arrested. I don’t have a joke here. I just like saying it.
— THE STUDIO EXEC (@studioexec1) December 18, 2015
— The AV Club (@TheAVClub) December 17, 2015
The internet after Martin Shkreli got arrested. https://t.co/KbiDRVn3h0
— LOLNEIN (@lolnein) December 17, 2015
The big question on everyone’s mind about Martin Shkreli — WILL an age-reversed Winona Ryder play him in the biopic? pic.twitter.com/n4YYHDhB0Y
— emily savage (@tofuandwhiskey) December 17, 2015
Hated drug CEO Martin Shkreli was arrested for fraud. Prosecutors plan to increase his sentence from 13.50 years to 750 overnight.
— Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) December 17, 2015