On Thursday’s Late Night with Seth Myers, Myers addressed in one fell swoop the universal stupidity that is running rampant in the Republican candidate pool in the wake of the Paris massacre.
- Ted Cruz’s Father’s ties to Communism as it relates to Syria: “It’s not like Cruz has ever acknowledged his father used violence to fight for a Communist leader like, say Fidel Castro,” Myers said before cutting to a clip of Cruz talking about how his father threw Molotov cocktails alongside the Communist leader.
- Carson’s social media team’s sloppiness: “Ben Carson did what terrorists couldn’t- he eradicated Connecticut!”
- Only an incompetent terrorist would try to come to America via a refugee process: “How’s the infiltration plan going?” Seth says into a pantomime telephone,”Oh not great. Its been 14 months and at my last interview they asked me what my hobbies were and I said ‘death to America'”