For many years, Bill Maher has questioned the absurd ramblings of Sarah Palin. In his video segment below from February of this year, he even withheld final chastisement of her on the chance that her incoherent babblings are some form of brilliance that us mere mortals cannot yet comprehend.

It nows appears that we actually have the answer for Bill as to why we are unable to understand Palin’s communications. Palin is not speaking English. She is speaking “American”. This week Palin appeared on CNN’s “State of the Union” to offer her insight into American politics. Host Jake Tapper asked her about Jeb Bush speaking Spanish during one of his campaign stops. Here is her reply:

It’s a benefit of Bush to be able to be so fluent, because we have a large and wonderful Hispanic population building America, and that’s a great connection he has with them. On the other hand, I think we can send a message and say, ‘You want to be in America, A, you’d better be here legally or you’re out of here. B, when you’re here, let’s speak American.

We at Ring of Fire are thrilled to know that Palin has not been speaking English for the entire time we have been exposed to her. She is speaking a language called “American” that apparently she is one of the few people in the world who understands; along with bigots, racists, hypocrites, and right-wing fanatics.

Considering that Palin appears to be on Trump’s short-list of key cabinet members, we at Ring of Fire are asking Rosetta Stone to please begin selling tapes for the rest of us to learn this “American” language. In the meantime, we will leave it up to Bill Maher to do his best to decipher her language.