With the first Republican presidential debate happening tonight comes the promise of tired GOP catchphrases and tropes. Thanks to a drinking game created by AlterNet , there now is a way to actually watch the most hate-filled, narcissistic, war-mongering reality show ever created.

It’s easy. When a candidate says the assigned catchphrase in the table below, take a drink. If the expectations pan out, then it should make for a hazy night. Just make sure you aren’t driving, and play this game with friends. Be safe, and drink responsibly, and tell your boss you will not be making it to work tomorrow.


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